Festa: Andy Gets Hitched - Jokes Please!

Festa: Andy Gets Hitched - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

This is Andy’s last Jokes Please! as a single man (if all goes well) so hosts Ross Dauk and Andy Kallstrom are doing all the wedding joke stuff they can think of!

They’ll be doing a live performance of All The Single Andys, a clever cover of All The Single Ladies.

They’ll be tossing out FLOWERS and GARTERS and also some trash. If you catch any of these that means you will be NEXT to throw the thing that you just caught, hopefully into the trash (throw the trash into a larger trash bin, thank you).

Ross has became the captain of a ship and will be doing marriages for anyone who wants them! Marry your own pants for all we care! Let’s just get some marriages happening! Impulse marriages for all!

This is a formal invitation so you should RSVP formally! So PLEASE mail us your response for this Thursday by two weeks ago, thank you. Physical mail is SO practical.

Comedians:

Ivan Decker
Katie-Ellen Humphries
Colin Sharp
Luc Rivard

Doors are at 8:30
Show is at 9 pm
Cover is $5

For the record, it is ILLEGAL to marry most pants because most pants are too young. But otherwise it is legal and encouraged.