Festa: The Tide - Jokes Please!

Festa: The Tide - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! Is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Tides ebb and flow, rise and fall and both bringeth and taketh away trash from beaches. The moon is one of the main movers of the WHOLE OCEAN. That one BIG ocean. I do not subscribe to the idea that there is more than one ocean. Water is borderless. It should just be called The Big One. “Want to go to The Big One?” “No, there is a serious garbage tide going on.” “Shoot. Perhaps I'll just stay home and wash my hair with this exciting, banned, microbead shampoo! I’m so BAD!”

Comedians this week include:

Jane Stanton
Brent Constantine
Melanie Rose
James Hammond
Alex Biron

Hosted by Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4