Festa: Hidden Gem Edition - Jokes Please!

Festa: Hidden Gem Edition - Jokes Please!

Whhhhaaattt?! Jokes Please! Won Best Hidden Gem in Vancouver in the Westender! But don't get confused, there is NOT actually a secret Jokes Please Gem that we have stashed in our secret compartment* and is the source of our comedy and unaging faces.

Things in our actual secret compartment:
Three Fake Mustaches
A Map to a Long Lost Treasure
Adventure Clothes
A Gem Polishing Kit
A Gem Holder Display Case
The book “How to Maintain the Mystery of your Hidden Gem”
An old mars bar

Things not in our secret compartment:
The Jokes Please Gem
A Lot of Other Stuff (most stuff, really)

In conclusion we were awarded and thankful for the title of Best Hidden Gem (2016) but it should have been called Best Hidden Gem with NO ACTUAL GEM SO DON'T LOOK UNDER THE SECOND FLOOR BOARD BEHIND THE INCONSPICUOUS RUG AND THEN USE THE COMBINATION 4-15-7 TO ACCESS THE SAFE (2016). Thanks everyone!

Comedy slingers this week include:

Dan Quinn
Jane Stanton
Carina Lauren Morton
Brett McCrindle
Ivan Decker

Hosted by Ross Dauk

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9 pm
Door: $5
Drinks:$4

*The secret compartment is our heart. Metaphor.